BFF - Part 2

Intro:
Hello Bradford

Verse 1:
I’m a photographer
My best work is shown in a Spanish book
I want some static
Flipping pancakes with peaches and hope nobody looks
Retards pull senior pranks
With the peanut butter and the yoga mats
I’m racist against Alaskans
Elvis and donkey-llama-horse-giraffes

Chorus:
There aren’t no bitches in here, there’s a Brittany Rutter
I’ll be the lightning and you are the thunder

Verse 2:
Mike-a Dakota Olga
Holly Cassie Megan Muller DeStephen
On the waterslide
You’re screaming Trevor I’d rather yell Megan
Flooded with triangle
There’s a tsunami in Tennessee
Now it’s under construction
Mr. Golden Sun builds up more cottage cheese

Chorus:
We haven’t had a salad in six weeks
So let’s just go to the art fair to eat

Verse 3:
Fighting is in my blood
Hit me in the stomach so I won’t have any more kids
Heather rhymes with Taylor
If I wouldn’t drown I would jump off a bridge
In the dark of the night
Niggling in the park, he got hit with Chap Stick
There’s a dog with big eyebrows
My methods are not well known but they are well practiced

Chorus:
Show me your teeth but Lady G didn’t show up
Instead we had Jack Nicholson singing drunk in the bath tub

Verse 4:
On the back machine
I’m glad you’re friends with someone covered in disease
I’ll just row the boat
On the butt machine and scream Italy
There’s too many Lindseys
In the disease control casino strutting around
On the Jersey Shore
My easel is always straight up and down

Chorus:
The end of the world, stay forever PMS
HoLi CAtS, you’re my little fat BFF

Breakdown:
V, I, V, I, A, N, Vivian
L, A, N, D, F, I, L, L, Landfill, Oh
S, A, S, C, R, O, T, C, H, Sascrotch
Dizzy Lizzy, what you smokin’ Joe

Verse 5:
I look better in orange than that gorilla that opens her mouth
I look better in her shoes, they’re more summerish around
I don’t wanna miss a cake I believe I can eat
I’m so amazed by food Subway gives me sweet dreams

Chorus:
There aren’t no bitches in here, there’s a Brittany Rutter
I’ll be the lightning and you are the thunder
We haven’t had a salad in six weeks
So let’s just go to the art fair to eat
Show me your teeth but Lady G didn’t show up
Instead we had Jack Nicholson singing drunk in the bath tub
Or the end of the world, stay forever PMS
HoLi CAtS, you’re my little fat BFF

Ending:
I thought they had fibromyalgia but they just went to McDonalds
Is it A, B, or C, 1 or 2, both or neither
They had bears and baked potato boats
Ahhhhh, here’s to next year we’ll be seniors