Why I Love Hot Dogs (The Hot Dog Song)

Verse 1:
Hey miss, can I just have one to test
Oscar Meyer wieners are the best
I take my man dressed or undressed
And eat it like a lady, eat it like a mess

Bridge:
I like them fried or toasted
Maybe boiled or roasted
But grilled the mostest
Today I’ll be your hostess
Nom, nom, nom

Chorus:
How about hot dogs
A juicy foot long
Ketchup, mustard, relish
All over my tongue
Do you have one to share
Do you have one to spare
That’s why I love hot dogs so much
I love hot dogs
They come in many different sizes
When I bite into them
Every time I get surprises
Do you have a six pack
Do you have a meaty snack
That’s why I love hot dogs so much

Verse 2:
There’s cocktail weenies and jumbo size
So many choices, so little time
Only the best when the moonshine dies
I’ve narrowed it down to one, sexy, amazingly, fine

Bridge:
I like them fried or toasted
Maybe boiled or roasted
But grilled the mostest
Today I’ll be your hostess
Nom, nom, nom

Chorus:
How about hot dogs
A juicy foot long
Ketchup, mustard, relish
All over my tongue
Do you have one to share
Do you have one to spare
That’s why I love hot dogs so much
I love hot dogs
They come in many different sizes
When I bite into them
Every time I get surprises
Do you have a six pack
Do you have a meaty snack
That’s why I love hot dogs so much

Verse 3:
In the middle of a barbeque
We’re flamin’ up look at you
Dime a dozen, that’s the price
Beef satisfies my appetite
Cheese oozes over top the bun
If it’s not blackened, it’s not fun
Eat you sprawled out in the sand
That’s what happens at a hot dog stand

Chorus:
How about hot dogs
A juicy foot long
Ketchup, mustard, relish
All over my tongue
Do you have one to share
Do you have one to spare
That’s why I love hot dogs so much
I love hot dogs
They come in many different sizes
When I bite into them
Every time I get surprises
Do you have a six pack
Do you have a meaty snack
That’s why I love hot dogs so much

How about hot dogs
A juicy foot long
Ketchup, mustard, relish
All over my tongue
Do you have one to share
Do you have one to spare
That’s why I love hot dogs so much
I love hot dogs
They come in many different sizes
When I bite into them
Every time I get surprises
Do you have a six pack
Do you have a meaty snack
That’s why I love hot dogs so much