Cheerleader

Intro: (Cheer)
We say Zackie, You say R. Mac
Zackie (R. Mac), Zackie (R. Mac)
We say Mac, You say House
Mac (House), Mac (House)
We say Cheer, You say Leader
Cheer (Leader), Cheer (Leader)
We say Number, You say One
Number (One), Number (One)
Zackie R. Mac, MacHouse, Cheerleader, Number one

Verse 1:
I don’t pay geeks 4 homework when IDK
Because my life isn’t about throwing my life away
I don’t spread rumors or wear short skirts with no mystery
That’s so not me
Like its ok if u like miss a step
Because I’m like so totally like not a prep
I don’t shake my pom-pon 4 the world 2 see
That’s so not me

–BRIDGE–

Chorus:
I guess I’m just not mean enough
And I’m not really into drugs
I don’t have a car to drive around
Because I had nothing passed down
And I always wanted to be a succeeder
So I guess I’ll never be a cheerleader

–BRIDGE–

Verse 2:
I don’t starve myself 2 maintain my weight
I don’t have four hundred and two outfits 2 make me look great
I don’t sleep with every guy on the football team
That’s so not me
An abortion is something I’ve never had
My mistakes r my own, they’re not my dads
I don’t bitch, bitch, bitch like OMG
That’s so not me

–BRIDGE–

Chorus:
I guess I’m just not mean enough
And I’m not really into drugs
I don’t have a car to drive around
Because I had nothing passed down
And I always wanted to be a succeeder
So I guess I’ll never be a cheerleader

–BRIDGE–

Verse 3: (Cheer)
We’re number 1, not 2, not 3, not 4
We’re gunna win, not lose, not tie the score
We’re on the top, not bottom, not in between
We’re the cheerleader girls and we’re really mean

So I guess I’ll never be a cheerleader

Chorus:
I guess I’m just not mean enough
And I’m not really into drugs
I don’t have a car to drive around
Because I had nothing passed down
And I always wanted to be a succeeder
So I guess I’ll never be a cheerleader

And I always wanted to be a succeeder
So I guess I’ll never be a cheerleader